Well, this is a turn up for the books, isn't it? Heath the Rat's Silly Page showed every sign of sliding miserably into oblivion, forgotten and neglected by its owner (me). But then Yahoo's announcement that they would be closing geocities spurred me into action! Well, that's not true. It spurred the kind owners of nesthole.com into action, who offered me the chance to host Heath the Rat's Silly Page on their webspace. I am very thankful to them, though anyone who was hoping for the loss of Heath the Rat's assortment of drivellings probably won't be.

So, it gives me great pleasure to announce that with Heath the Rat's unexpected revival, there will be at least one new article, hopefully more. New articles are in the little box below. The old articles are in the box below that. I have removed some of the older articles which were genuinely a waste of space, so anyone hoping to find and laugh at my pompous and irritating pages of advice about university, for example, will be sadly disappointed.

So enjoy Heath the Rat's Silly Page, Version 2.0!